​"Hello there, America! I’m General Jim, and I’m here because I like to go fast, and I like to put out fires—mostly metaphorical ones on the track, but also literal ones because we are the United States Fire Department Racing Team!
​Now, look at this car. It’s beautiful. It’s red, white, and blue, and it’s got more hero-energy than a bald eagle wearing a cape. But you know what it’s missing? It’s missing YOUR LOGO right there on the hood!
​By sponsoring us, you aren't just 'advertising.' You’re joining a brotherhood. You’re saying, 'I support the Pups—Patriotism, Us, Purpose, and Start!' That’s right, we’re training the next generation of winners. If you don't support the Pups, do you even like puppies? Do you even like America? I don't think so!
​When we cross that finish line—which we will do, likely in a cloud of glorious tire smoke—I want the world to see your brand and think, 'That company right there? They’re heroes. They probably eat victory for breakfast and wash it down with a cold glass of excellence.'
​So, sign the check, put your sticker on the door, and remember the General Jim creed: If you aren't burning rubber, you're just burning daylight! Now let’s go win some trophies!

"SHAKE AND BAKE!"